Phoney Call
“There’s always another phone number and another polite fool to listen to me.”
| Manager | |
| Profession | Phone Scammer |
| Speciality | I talk people into giving me information they should not and do things they definitely should not do |
| Secret passion | Nature retreats ⛺ |
| Factory | |
| Name of the factory | Call Centre |
| The main purpose of the factory | Scams by phone |
| The level at which the factory opens | Level 5 |
| Minion of the factory | |
| Name | Call Minion |
| Special characteristic | Talks in its sleep 💤 |
Tell us about your job
“Persuasive phone skills and charisma are my bread and butter. I absolutely love being able to read the emotions and thoughts of people on the other end of the line — it’s like having my own psychological superpowers!
Patience is another one of my strengths. I can build trust so subtly that before you even know it, you’re completely on board with my plan. My sense of timing? It’s definitely my favourite strength. I can react instantly to anything you say and turn the situation to my advantage.
Manipulation? It’s like second nature to me. I’m quick on my feet and cold-blooded — I don’t let trivialities get in the way of my success. I’m also willing to put in all the time and effort necessary to achieve my goals. Polite, decent people don’t want to hang up on me, which gives me the perfect opportunity to wrap them around my finger.
So yes, I’m the best at what I do – and you can tell that I do it all with a smile on my face!”