DDoS Daisy

“When nothing works, everything is perfect.”

Manager
Profession	Network Jammer
Speciality	Jamming online services and websites
Secret passion	Lean ideology 💼

Factory
Name of the factory	Traffic Jammer
The main purpose of the factory	Jamming internet traffic
The level at which the factory opens	Level 6

Minion of the factory
Name	DDoS Minion
Special characteristic	Moonlights as a plumber 🌕

Tell us about your job

“Traffic jams are mankind’s greatest achievement. Expensive infrastructure, yet inefficient movement with only a couple of people per vehicle, all in a hurry. Nothing moves. The stillness of stalled action is something so beautiful, so calming.

Traffic jams can also be created in network traffic. With subcontractor botnets, I bombard servers with requests until they freeze. There’s something immensely satisfying about launching an attack and watching one service go down after another.

The downside is that people don’t get properly frustrated anymore when the services they’re trying to access crash. Another annoyance is automatic updates on devices – if only people left them alone, my botnets would thrive.”