Chandra Charisma & Brock Bluster
“You want to believe it.”
Manager | |
Profession | Fake News Distributors. They run the CFNN – Cable Fraudulent News Network |
Speciality | Telling fake news on all topics |
Secret passion | Quizzes 💡 |
Factory | |
Name of the factory | Fake News Factory |
The main purpose of the factory | Distributing fake news |
The level at which the factory opens | Level 7 |
Minion of the factory | |
Name | Fake News Minion |
Special characteristic | Wanted to become an actor 🎭 |
Tell us about your job
“The truth is messy at best and almost always boring. Facts exist only to ruin good stories. We refuse to be dull or convoluted. We are engaging, captivating, and, of course, always right – or at least, we never admit otherwise.
The news we deliver is exactly what people want. It doesn’t challenge their world view; it reinforces it. We are the ultimate enablers of confirmation bias, even if it means bending the truth or outright lying.
Sometimes, we want people to read our news because someone is paying us to promote a particular point of view. Other times, we create stories that attract eyeballs for advertising. Ultimately, we don’t care why people want us to spread our stories, as long as it pays. Some might fabricate news just to influence people, but we find that a bit weak. Lying for profit? Now that’s the real game.”